
All Hell… King Don MMXXV
That’s right, not All Hail but All Hell. That’s what’ll break loose if this dope gets back in power.
We can expect the feudal system to return with Don as King. His Court will be packed with the most beautiful Illuminati featuring Melania as Queen of Tarts, Ivanka as the Royal Consort, Don Jr as the Duke of Oil, Eric as the Court Jester, Tiffany as the Exiled Princess and poor little Barron will become the unfortunate Bearer of the Family Jewels.
His Chief Counsel will be The Federalist Society and the Sherif of Notaham along with deputies will be former members of the Supreme Court. Their job is to make sure the King’s orders are followed to the letter.
Trumps High Priests will be those with the largest Heavenly Bank Accounts. The holiest men like Kennith Copeland and Joel Osteen will need to compete to see who can raise the most money for the Royal Coffers. They also must be supposed Christians who preach Nationalism with every breath and are willing to persecute non-Christians on a daily basis.

Everyone else will be considered lowly Peasants or Serfs, only suitable to enrich the King in any way he desires. If any commoner should disobeys the King’s wishes, they are to be punished to the full extent of his law; including locked in the dungeon, torture, execution and exile from the Kingdom.
All laws the King chooses to enact will only apply to others, of course Don the King enjoys absolute immunity from any consequences of his actions.
If this fable should come to pass, it, like all the Evil Kingdoms in the past, will fall and be remembered as a part of the Dark Ages where ordinary citizens were persecuted for their resistance to tyranny and pursuit of happiness.
God… Please Don’t Save The King
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